Brissol - Hound Dog Lyrics

Somewhere in Pennsylvania in the Amish countryside
A poodle boy and she retriever took themselves a little ride
Couple a months later pups a frolic and they play
One offered me his paw just provided that I pay

We took home a hound dog

Grass was nice and green until he came along
Then he churned it and he burned it and now all the grass is gone
Ground was nice and flat now its full of holes
Can't blame it on the groundhog or the old garden mole

Gotta blame it on the hound dog

In the middle of the night better watch where you step
Toys are scattered everywhere and you're bound to break your neck
There's a rope there's a bone there's a ball there's a bear
And he's even got a couple of my socks over there

Hound Dog

Strangest thing you ever saw and he'll do it everyday
Put out a bowl of food and he'll just look and walk away
Tried the meat tried the veggies tried the wet tried the dry
That old dog don't wanna eat nothing cept the dirt when he goes outside

Hound Dog

Now despite all my complaining I just love that ball of fluff
Kiss him and you squeeze him and you never can get enough
All that time in doggy school I thought I was training him
But he was training me I gotta go he's a calling me again

Hound Dog