Brissol - Garden State Stomp Lyrics

It ain't a bagel if it ain't from around these parts
Anywhere else it's a scam
You'll never know how tasty your eggs can be
Til they're on a roll with Taylor Ham

On the night before Halloween
You could be in for a big surprise
Paper streams and eggs thrown around by the dregs
Of your neighborhood on Goosy Night

Where you pay to leave
But you can come back free
It's kinda funny but a little strange
We don't pump our own gas
We use EZ Pass
How yo fuggeddaboutit keep the change

In the summer headin out to the beach
You're all loaded up the night before
Whether drivin to the N,S,W or E
You're still heading down the shore

On the boardwalk hanging at Jenkinson's
Kiddos wanna play the cranes
Spend a fortune tryin to win a stuffed Donkey Kong
But you can't free him from his cage

Well that's the Garden State
Boy ain't she great
Wouldn't have it any other way
Living on a river front piece of paradise
In Pequannock Town USA