Bowling for Soup - Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics

I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Would a been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was having bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
And buy it now on eBay.

Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
To say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-

Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.

Popsicle loving, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,

Sugar coated accident, empty locker, cavity,
And now we're just history.
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.

Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines

But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Lookin' down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.

Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?

You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket

To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?

And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)

And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
'Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.

Popsicle loving, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker,
Cavity, and now we're just history. [Repeat: x 3]