Bodhi Small - Tax Benefits Lyrics

I'm not saying I love you
But what if I did
I just think we should date
For the tax benefits
What I'm trying to get out
Is that I want you around
But not in that way

I'm a self facing monogamist
I only love myself
But I'd lie to the government
And tell them I found someone else
And while I'm not an anarchist
I kinda am for me
Don't want to pay my taxes
But I want to drive on roads for free

I'm not saying I love you
But what if I did
I just think we should date
For the tax benefits
What I'm trying to get out
Is that I want you around
But not in that way