Ballad of Chasey Lain
Ballad of Chasey Lain

Bloodhound Gang - Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

If you ever wondered what happens when an obsessive fan crosses the line of decency, buckle up—Bloodhound Gang has the answer. This audacious ditty pens a love letter of sorts to Chasey Lain, a famed adult film star, with escalating desperation. Our… Read more

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Jun 4, 2012
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Ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Writer(s): JAMES M. FRANKS
Copyright(s): Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind

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What is the Meaning of Ballad of Chasey Lain?

If you ever wondered what happens when an obsessive fan crosses the line of decency, buckle up—Bloodhound Gang has the answer. This audacious ditty pens a love letter of sorts to Chasey Lain, a famed adult film star, with escalating desperation. Our narrator passionately pleads to *ahem* become her number-one admirer in a very, very intimate way. Despite his persistence, it’s clear his dreams will remain just that—dreams. The humorous irony is palpable, mixing inappropriate candor with relentless determination, leaving us with a catchy, albeit eyebrow-raising, chorus. #FanFreakout #AdultHumor #MusicalComedy #ObsessionUnleashed

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