Beans on Toast - The Chicken Song Lyrics

Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming
Thinking about it does my head in
Twenty four chicken wings for six ninety-nine
That's 85p for each chicken that died
You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go
There's four chicken shops on this very road

And there's also the supermarket
With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgers
Whole cooked chicken, chcken chow mein
Twenty four wings for two ninety-nine
That's 25p for each dead chicken
Thinking about it does my head in
And its Nandos for dinner tonight
They make their dead chicken taste real nice
In every city in every town
There's peri peri chicken enough to go around
It brings me back right to the start
Where on earth are these chickens farmed

In a dark warehouse tens of thousands eggs are hatched a day
They turn little chicks into full grown chickens
In under seven days
They use chemicals and steriods
To meet there demands
I'm gonna sing me a little chicken song
About a great big chicken farm

And they run these weird experiments
I heard chicken are born without any heads
Just legs and wings and a few leftovers
This chicken gave birth to a zinger tower burger
We all know this shits morally wrong
Gonna sing me a little chicken song
Well I'm not saying that I am a vegetarian
Shit I eat chicken with the best of them
It just feels like the whole thing
Could end in a disaster
The way tings generally do
When you fuck with mother nature

Well the chicken gonna get their revenge one day
You just wait and see
They'll be a giant monster hybred chicken
That eats humans for tea
And it'll break out of the warehouse
And it'll roam the earth
And eat all you motherfuckers
With peri peri sauce