Andrew Durand, Alex Newell, Kevin Cahoon, Original Broadway Cast of Shucked - Holy Shit Lyrics

Well, holy shit
Did you hear that, corn?
I'm not sure, but I could've sworn I heard him say
Somethin' kinda silly
Somethin' kinda whack
About whackin' his willy
His really big willy

Well, holy shit
He's talkin' rocks
Somethin' ain't right, gotta block that cock

A-doodle-doo
You heard it too?
I heard it too!

Somethin' bout a threat, ain't gettin' outta' debt
If I didn't know better, well, brother, I bet
He's a liar and a cheat and his story stinks
Would you tell me what you think?

Well, I think

Holy shit
Well, holy shit
Well, holy shit

She heard it too
I heard it three!
And nothin' 'round here gonna get past me

I heard whispers
I heard moans
And a one-woman man don't need two phones

Is he gettin' outta' jail?
Is he out on bail?
Is he in a cartel?
I dunno, but somethin' smells like Tampa

Somethin' fishy just south of Savannah
Is she a prop in his propaganda?
Trouble's travelled all the way form Tampa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Tampa
Holy shit!