Ana Gasteyer - I'm Hip Lyrics

I'm hip, I'm no square
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware
I'm on top of everythang
Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds
I rock a jumpsuit and a lengthy bang 'cause I'm hip
I dig, I'm in step
When it was hip to be hep, I was hep
Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can
Strummin' gaily my ukulele
Follow me on Instagram, cause I'm hip

If I prattle too fast on my edgy podcast then it's my bad
Every Saturday night, using Tumblr and Skype on my iPad

I'm too much. I read blogs
I wear locally sourced vegan clogs
When I hang around the Flea
Artisanal duck, served from a truck
and farmed organically
I don't drip, yeah, don't trip cause I'm hip

I'm hip, I'm alive
I enjoy any joint where there's jive
I'm on top of every trend
Hey, check out my show on Vimeo
I just blocked all my Facebook friends, cause I'm hip

I'm hip but not weird
Like you notice, I don't have a beard
My beard made me look like a dude
Just keeping it real, facial hair's no big deal
If beards are your bag I don't mean to be rude, cause I'm hip

I tweet from my bike
I knit sweaters for tykes sold on Etsy
Collect my own eggs
From my prize heirloom hens Jean and Betsy
Yeah I'm cool as a cuke
I'm a cat, I'm a card, I'm a kook

I draw zombie cartoons
Rang a dang dang, it ain't no thang
My voicemail's auto-tuned, girl don't trip
That's just me, yeah I'm hip, hey I'm hip

What it is, I'm hip
A skoo ba da boo bah boo hip
Yeah you know it girl
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