Amidst Disgust - Everybody Pooooops Lyrics

Here's a lesson for you...

Everybody Pooooops

Sometimes it smells real bad
Sometimes it hurts just a tad
Dropping bombs is not a fad

And what's good to know is that

Everybody Pooooops

It may be a little dammed
Or flow like the Rio Grande
Hopefully it comes when planned
Come with me and relieve your
Doo-doo gland

Oh no
Is that blood
When did I have corn?
I definitely don't remember eating beans

Ugh...
Please!
Whoooh!