AKORAS NOIR - Am I Stoned or is that Santa? Lyrics

Ho, Ho, Ho

It's that special time again
Full of laughs + all your friends
That drove
That drove from out of state

Take a load off, enjoy your break
Let's go out back + celebrate
Another year's about to fade

Wait a minute...

Did I see Santa
Or I am just stoned?
Been smoking up a chimney
All Christmas long
I saw Dasher + Dancer
Sniffin' Snow-Ho-Ho
When I saw Santa
While smoking right here

Everyone's gathered around the tree
Trippin' balls on Christmas Eve
As we float
As we sail into the night

Uncle Jimmy's on the couch again
Sippin' nog with fruitcake, in hand
He said,"you ain't seen nuthin' yet!"

"I swear that's him"

Did I see Santa
Or am I just stoned?
Been smoking up a chimney
All Christmas long
I left my milk + cookies inside
So try a brownie instead
Well, I got Santa
High as heck

Santa, I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to get you THIS high
Why don't I take over for the night
And you head inside
I know this isn't your first time
But you're in no condition to fly
Santa, I'm sorry
Maybe just some egg nog next time...

Well, I got Santa
More than stoned
He's watching Rudolph
With no sound on
I did something so naughty
Trying to be nice
But I got Santa
Stoned till the new year...