Young A$h_line - $tonks Lyrics

I got money in the bank
While all your stocks tank
I put mine in a mutual fund and 401k
A roth ira to retire someday
Those are tax advantaged with early withdrawal penalties

No don't second guess
I go with ETF'S
Choosing low cost fees
So I save some money
Paid off my whole mortgage
I got a good brokerage
I'm into day trading
Stocks crypto and options

Money I earn goes on a tax return
They just wanna know how many capital gains you owe
And if you don't report it
They might do an audit
Believe me when I tell you that you really don't want that

They'll garnish your wages
Chase you down for ages
Throw you in a prison for felony tax evasion