Yianni - Birkin 5000 skit Lyrics

Hey
Hey excuse me
I'm sorry I didn't mean to bother you
How's the lovely couple doing today
Oh that's wonderful
Anyways
I see you walking with your young lady and I know you'd do anything to make her happy right
Well lucky for you I happen to have this birkin 3005 limited edition
It's actually full platypus leather on the exterior and the interior

N-
Nah bro I think we're good dawg I jus-

SHHHH
Let him talk babe

HAHA
You should really listen to the young lady
She seems like a very smart girl
So like I was saying it actually has a heated interior
It rolls your blunts and ashes them for you
If you ever need to make any jerky or smoke some meat

Look
I got no time to waste
And truth be told I got no dough to spend
Yeah
But every time you hit my phone the same night you in my bed
Just to get the latest trend
Fuck it
I'm so fed up
I gotta keep my head up
Don't know if you love me or if you tryna fuck my bread up
Yeah
But to me girl yeah you so perfect
I just gotta know