Worthington's Law - I Don't Wanna Be Santa Lyrics

Snow is falling and I'm feeling sick
A stack of letters addressed to St. Nick
And I don't think I can read another word

You tell me think about the kids
But daddy's gettin' drunk and mommy got the 'vid
And I don't think they believe anymore
No, I don't think I believe anymore

I don't wanna be Santa this Christmas
I'm not jolly and I don't have any cheer
I don't wanna be the dude in red
I just want to stay in bed
I don't wanna be Santa this year

Last year felt like a curse
This year was somehow worse
I've got enough shit on my back

What good's a plastic toy
When society's depleted of joy?
So I'm not putting nothin' in my sack
Yeah I'm ditching red and only wearing black

I don't wanna be Santa this Christmas
I'm not jolly and I don't have any cheer
I don't wanna be the dude in red
I just want to stay in bed
I don't wanna be Santa this year

Jaded Old St Nicholas
Wants to stay away
From every living soul
Until Christmas Day

Christmas Eve is coming soon
I'm a sad old man
So stay the hell away from me
Fuck off if you can!

I don't wanna be Santa this Christmas
I'm not jolly and I don't have any cheer
I don't wanna be the dude in red
I just want to stay in bed
I don't wanna be Santa this year

Oh, no...