Woes - Two Wrongs Lyrics

My momma said, "You make them songs you better make 'em nice"
My father always said, "Two wrongs, they don't make a right"
My auntie always gave me plain advice
"Take yo dumb ass back to college, 'cause you wastin' life (Damn)
I used to be a plumber, now I couldn't lay the pipe
I pissed some other girls off, I wouldn't stay the night
My ex said I'm obnoxious, I thought of the profit but then I got me some boxes and then I paid the price like