Wisdumb - Dr. Mortimer Granville Lyrics

I grew up a fucking screw up
Heard Biggie Smalls as a kid and threw up
And all these suburbans thinking they're herding ship
Grew up real quick, but I ain't even heard of it
'Heard of what?' You ask, their music, they all rap, they're all bad
All That, Amanda Bynes, looking mad fine she never called back
When I gave her my number, David Umbra couldn't undercut
My thunder, thunder thighs with a tummy tuck and ugly rump
Now she looks like a Playboy Bunny, fuck
Like "Fuck, what the fuck, that's fucked, I wanna fuck her"
But she was so ugly before... I think I love her
Dummy dumb it down, like Lupe said "be underground"
Grumpy and grungy, dog, beyond that other sound
And I'm like "What are you? Still stuck in 2002?"
Wow, can you rap and take a poo at the same time?
They did that for ten years, I'm like ten beers deep
Calling other people 'sheep,' or 'sheeple'
Aesop's Fables are feeble, go jump off a steeple, it's pretty steep dude
Or is it pretty deep? Dude... I'm plu-tarkian
And Hardian and hedonist and evil is...
Whatever people say evil is...
So three cheers and be chill, unreasonable
Go get me an ocelot that thinks that it's people
And I'll show you the arch in my storyline
It involves a pizza girl and ten horny guys
I'm horny guys, and my rhymes are corny guys
Go get me an allegorical rose and some thorny dimes

Don't powwow, just power play, roundhouse to the face
How now brown cow, wild style's how we play
Howie Mandell, every man fell, how he do that?
Don't be scared of germs, don't be scared of MF DOOM raps
Everybody cool cats, everybody cool raps
I be on that 'Cool G,' you be on that 'who dat?'
Mr. Nice Watch with a nice clause in his contract
Keep the Pabst on tap, I'm like "Aw, snap!"
On ice, aw nice, got the team on our back
Smoke cigars like Red Hauerback
Then I take a power nap, Jesus is my savior
Smoked a power blunt, woke up watching Power Rangers
I'm a danger to myself and others, like I think this crap is helping others
Straight outta Abadabad, they tell me "Osama's bad"
Yeah probably... I get all my news from John Stewart and Sean Connery