Mission Statement
Mission Statement

“Weird Al” Yankovic - Mission Statement Lyrics

Comedy
Jul 15, 2014
33
Mission Statement Music Video

Mission Statement Lyrics

We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy
We'll set a brand trajectory
Using management's philosophy
Advance our market share vis-à-vis
Our proven methodology
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy
Transitioning our company
By awareness of functionality
Promoting viability
Providing our supply chain with diversity (versity, ooooh)
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions
And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh)

At the end of the day (At the end of the day)
We must monetize our assets
The fundamentals of change
Can you visualize a value-added experience?
That will grow the business infrastructure and
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets

Bringing to the table
Our capitalized reputation
Proactively overseeing
Day-to-day operations
Services and deliverables
With cross-platform innovation
Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration
Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation
Best of breed
We'll succeed
In achieving globalization

And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace
It's mission-critical to stay incentivized
Against this purple-poster-flexible-solutions for our customer base
If you can't think outside the box
You'll be downsized
It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!)
Well, it's a paradigm shift, now!
(Here we go! Here we go! Here we come! Here we come! Ha!)

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Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Who is the artist behind the song 'Mission Statement'?

    'Mission Statement' is a song by 'Weird Al' Yankovic, an American musician known for his humorous parodies and original comedic songs.

  2. Which album features the song 'Mission Statement'?

    'Mission Statement' is part of 'Weird Al' Yankovic's fourteenth studio album, 'Mandatory Fun,' released on July 15, 2014.

  3. What style does 'Mission Statement' emulate?

    'Mission Statement' emulates the musical style of Crosby, Stills & Nash. The song's harmonies and folk rock elements are reminiscent of tracks like 'Carry On' and 'Suite: Judy Blue Eyes.'

  4. What inspired 'Weird Al' Yankovic to write 'Mission Statement'?

    Yankovic was inspired by his experiences attending executive meetings in his music career. He humorously juxtaposed corporate jargon and buzzwords with the harmonious and anti-corporate musical style of Crosby, Stills & Nash.

  5. Did Graham Nash of Crosby, Stills & Nash hear 'Mission Statement'?

    Yes, Yankovic coincidentally met Graham Nash shortly after completing 'Mission Statement.' Nash asked him to parody 'Suite: Judy Blue Eyes,' and Yankovic played a recording of 'Mission Statement' for him, which Nash loved.

  6. How was the song 'Mission Statement' recorded?

    'Mission Statement' was recorded at studios in Los Angeles and Massachusetts from 2012 to 2014 as part of the 'Mandatory Fun' album. Yankovic pre-recorded demos of the song on his laptop to guide his bandmates during the recording sessions.

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