We Bless This Mess - Die Hard Lyrics

Last night in bed
I was watching "Die Hard" with my girlfriend
Eating bourbon biscuits
Cuddling and leaning my head
Behind my TV
There's a flag from the state of California
I hope somehow I'll travel there before Christmas day
Just like Bruce Willis

So please McClaine use your fucking brain
Don't take off your shoes
Your wife tries to give a fuck
Your kids barely remember you

But the world will never forget (will never)
When you threw Hans from Nakatomi Plaza
That night

I was looking for my guitar pick
It was glued to my arm like the gun on your back
And I'll fire out these notes like the stolen machine gun that you had
And from watching "Die Hard" I swear to God I'll never take cocaine again
Don't wanna end up like Ellis, snitching on all his friends

So please McClaine use your fucking brain
Don't take off your shoes
Your wife tries to give a fuck
Your kids barely remember you

But the world will never forget (will never)
When you threw Hans from Nakatomi Plaza

Be like McClaine
Kill the terrorist in your brain
And be like Al
The one who accidentally shot the kid
But in the end he starts believing in himself