Vangelism - Pretend Lyrics

Milk maids
And a star man
Some kind of Japanese fairytale
And an alien
A car chase
And a porn star
A that little six inch screen of wasted space
Is it the high bar?

Didn't you even notice
Me standing in the corner
Didn't you even notice

Moving my body like it's all pretend
Moving my body like it's all pretend
I said I need a date but she's got a girlfriend
Moving my body like it's all pretend

A big shot
At a short man
Some kind of American sailor
With a marching band
A phone call
For a blind date
My jokes always seem to land a little better
When you can't see my face

Didn't you even notice
Me standing in the corner
Didn't you even notice

Moving my body like it's all pretend
Moving my body like it's all pretend
I said I need a date but she's got a girlfriend
Moving my body like it's all pretend