Uncle Tim's Bench - Not-So-Full Full Moon Lyrics

Dionysus be with me tonight. Oh, God of Wine be good
I see her standing at the bar. I'm tempted - yes I should
Allow the pulsing bass to push me through the slippery slide
That is this liquor-covered floor to slink to her left side

Helter Skelter incantations, hot and humid air
Muffle any sense of prudence so I just don't care
Any more than she herself does, swaying to and fro
I slip myself beside this damsel knowing it's a go

God of Wine I entreat thee: do cast a little spell
She has no clue who the fuck I am, but I know her name's Danielle
Beer is good and liquor's quicker - I know not what she drank
But by the way she writhed upon me, I knew that she was tanked

Charlie Chaplin incantations, muffy-stuffled air
Drown out any sense of reason, so i just don't care
Any more than she herself does, twisting 'round about
I glide our dirvish to the door and then we waltz on out

My Lord my mind is feeling steely - my flow all but divine
My Buick sits just two blocks east - we're gonna take a ride
Heading home to Tusculum, I test her wild hair
She takes the bait and comes with me - My lord you've heard my prayer

Sweet Vibrato incantations, now it's oh, so clear
Riding east along the river, singing as I steer
My Golden Chariot to the hilltop, sweaty are my palms
I drive this temptress to your temple, offering her as Alms

Patron, yea, though true you are, these questions yet they loom
Amid these songs and prayers and hexes, you cast your spell on whom?
Was I not the intercessor? She, the victim of my sin?
Or did your red-as-blood elixir somehow do your servant in?

Hurdy Gurdy incantations drown my clouded head
Skunky smells of sweet libations torment me in bed
Duped and damned, alone again. I'm such a stupid sucker
Yeah, she got the best of me; I think I'll have another
Duped and damned, alone again. I'm such a stupid sucker
Yeah, she got the best of me. Hey barkeep, pour another
Duped and damned, alone again. I'm such a stupid sucker
Yeah, she got the best of me; at least I got to fuck her