Trick Pony - I Didn't Lyrics

WELL THEY SAY THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT
I CAN SEE IT NOW AS I LOOK BACK
HE LIKED KENNY G, I LOVED JOHNNY CASH
WE'D BARK AND HISS LIKE DOGS AND CATS
BUT THE THING THAT TICKED ME OFF THE MOST
HOW HE'D BEAT HIS CHEST AND BRAG AND BOAST
EACH TIME WE HAD A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION

CHORUS
WELL HE LIKED THE COVERS PULLED DOWN AND I DIDN'T
HE THOUGHT I SHOULD LOSE A FEW POUNDS AND I DIDN'T
WHAT FINALLY TORE OUR LOVE APART WAS A MATTER OF RELIGION
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD ... AND I DIDN'T

WELL IT WAS MORE THAN JUST A LOVER'S SPAT
IN THE CIVIL WAR OF THE THERMOSTAT
HE'D GO ON AND ON LIKE A MANIAC
GOING BACK AND FORTH AND FORTH AND BACK
I CAN SEE HIM NOW IN HIS COTTON SHIRT
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN RIGHT THEN THAT IT WOULDN'T WORK
STANDING THERE PUSHING ALL MY BUTTONS

CHORUS
WELL HE LIKED THE TOILET SEAT UP AND I DIDN'T
HE THOUGHT I SHOULD BE A C-CUP AND I DIDN'T
SO WHAT FINALLY TORE OUR LOVE APART WAS A MATTER OF RELIGION
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD ... AND I DIDN'T

BRIDGE
HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS THE MAN
WHO HELD MY WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS
BUT IF HE EVER COMES DOWN FROM THAT CLOUD HE'S SITTIN' ON
HALLELUJAH, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, I'LL BE GONE

WHAT FINALLY TORE OUR LOVE APART WAS A MATTER OF RELIGION
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD ... HE REALLY LIKED HIMSELF A LOT
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD ... AND I DIDN'T

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