Trashbag Ponchos - Hipster Baby - Remix Lyrics

You were kinda cool, a little crazy
You wanted to have a hipster baby
I was sweet, and you were kind
But you listened at my door after nine
Your bootcut jeans, and your mom haircut
Are the reasons that we probably broke up
Hipster baby, please don't come to term for me
Hipster baby, stay inside those ovaries

(Medley ensues, it's a trainwreck)