Todd Snider - Positively Negative Lyrics

You are the worst news that I have ever heard
You lie so confidently
I'll sit and listen but I won't believe a word
You'll never get the best of me

Your boy collection waits so patiently and nice
You love them so transparently
I'll let you stay here but remember this advice
You met your match when you met me

[Chorus]
If you think your jaded now
Wait til you see the rest of me
Come over here tonight
And I will let you treat me like
The victim I'm not gonna be

You called this morning and you said that we're at home
My phone has caller ID
Girl I don't care if you're together or alone
You'll never get the best of me

[Chorus]

I see right through you
I see right through you
Your victim I'm not gonna be

You are the worst news that I have ever heard
You lie so confidently
I'll sit and listen but I won't believe a word
You'll never get the best of me