They Might Be Giants - Why Did You Grow a Beard? Lyrics

Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? I can't leave you alone for five minutes What the Christ? What the devil?
Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Is there nowhere in the world for a no-goodnik Is there nowhere in the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling
Animals rule this land Animals rule this land Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off? Would it kill you?
Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling...