The Vandals - San Berdu Lyrics

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls, make noises in their sleep,
And I hate to watch them eat
And their boring.
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire
You're my empress, and I crown you
Most girls, I been with before
Are fat and ugly hoe's
Compared to you
Most girls, always think they're right,
But they're wrong, fucking wrong
But, baby, you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're my empress, and I crown you

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I want to go with you
And leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdo
And sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it
Run away with me, honey
We'll put a bunch of babies
In you're tummy
And fly away

Most girls, I'd rather be alone
And I can't answer the phone
Cause they're scaring me
Most girls, get psycho and they're mean
And they always make a scene
And they're threatening me
The time apart didn't hurt us
And now I finished my community service
You're my empress, and I crown you

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Come on let's do it
Run away with me, honey
We'll put a bunch of babies
In you're tummy
And fly away
All those years I was just searching
Fuck that noise, baby, you're perfect
All them mean nothing cause I found you
How did you get so awesome?
Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin
You are my empress, I crown you