The Planet Smashers - Romeo Lyrics

My girlfriend is a lesbian
Not even bi-sexual
Am I just a thespian
Acting out Romeo?

We cruise chicks together
We dress in real fake leather
But sometimes the weather,
It gets to hot...

We can kiss like mothers
We can sleep like brothers
We can walk like lovers,
But that's as far as it goes

And so I do not hesitate
To hope one day that she turns straight
And if that day never comes,
Then make me a lesbian