The Offspring - Me & My Old Lady Lyrics

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way

But really she don´t mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind

But really I don´t mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with her head

So what if we´re making a scene now
You know she don´t give a shit
When she´s pawin´ and grabbin´ on me now
You know I don´t mind a bit

It´s all good and we
Ain´t gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
'Cause we don´t care

She ain´t no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position

I´m the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love

There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with my head