The Mendoza Line - I'm That! Lyrics

I ask you 'cause you're a friend
I'm lonely to no end
Don't you have someone for me?
If there's something he doesn't have
My life is up for grabs
And I won't say no anymore
Tell him to hold the thought of me
Whatever he wants me to be, I'm that
I've been a teacher, I've answered phones before
You know I speak clear, and I've hardly broken the law
Tell him that I've been to school
But I don't mind playing the fool
And I can play any role for him
If he'd just hold the thought of me
Whatever he wants me to be, I'm that