The Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards to the Zoo Lyrics

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road, stepping on the gas
Down a winding road, just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!

One of them is blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head-on collision, bodies everywhere
Head-on collision, retards beware

Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!