The Darkness - Stampede of Love Lyrics

You walked in and the ground shook
I can't believe how much food you took
Looked at me with those hungry eyes
You were eyeing up my fries
To the naked eye you're a perfect sphere
Stomach bulging out to here
Don't know if my heart will last
Ain't ever had a love this vast

Feeding time
You take more than you need
Feeding time
Prepare for the stampede of love

You float the wave, beautiful and swell
You wear your house like a tortoise shell
I can't wait to see you again
We'll have to hire in a crane
I saw you on the beach today
You looked quite thin but you were just far away

Feeding time
You take more than you need
Feeding time
Prepare for the stampede
Of love

When two planets collide
We will never divide
Stampede of love

Across the sand on a donkey ride
Great fun 'til the donkey died

Let's really hold it down, guys
Let's really lock in, yeah?
D'you want me to play slightly behind the beat on this one?

Fuck you, you fucking cunt!