The Chats - Mum Stole My Darts Lyrics

Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back

Dad stole me buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son

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Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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My Nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And she stole my keys

The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor

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Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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