The Allergies, Andy Cooper - Utility Man Lyrics

We've got to go back long ago
Down a long road to a hospital
Where a doctor strolled up to my mom and goes,
"What we know about your son is impossible"
She was alarmed, the Doc tried keeping her calm
Saying, "Ma'am, your little baby boy's healthy and strong
but when he heard the monitor beep, he started to speak
and I really couldn't believe it, he was keeping the beat"
So it began, the life of a utility man
Always looking to lock into any rhythm that ran
Channeling raps, stretching out, spanning the gaps
Dismantling my opponents, I'm the man of the match
As I flex with the exquisite recklessness
You wanna test so you step to the precipice
I'm unimpressed yelling "Next" as I eat him for breakfast
Then exit the set like Emilio Estevez
Still number one, so I kill 'em until there were none
A villain, you better be willing to run from Atilla the Hun
Diving, I'm high and I'm low and I'm wiley as Kylie Minogue, I'll arrive at the show
On the side, I'm dying to go with the vibe on the road, I'm fly with style and flow
The blood in my veins is colder than ice
Defusing a mic like an explosive device
To rock at any speed any topic on point
Delivering for the people if you need it I got it

I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
Whatever you want, just call on me

They say a jack of all trades is a master of none
But you won't be hearing that mess after I'm done
Working the stage or putting funky words to a page
Take your pick and either way, I will be sure to amaze
And when I make a track, I craft and innovate
To shape a drum break I catch and recreate
As I collaborate with Bristol's finest
The beats bang and the music's timeless
We're the crew in demand, rolling like we're moving a pram
Loading gear, ain't no room in the van, we're bringing the boom and the bam
For the fans, I'll be rocking elite when they flock and see me sharp and chopping the meat
For the creep who wants a beef, you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me
My lung capacity has to be second to none
When I rap they'll be no one on after me
Tactically, I won't be trapped in a category
Music is magic, I bask in the rhapsody
Old school, modern or futuristic
philosophical, topical, pugilistic
Drama to comedy, honor me when I'm on the lead
Call me the top ramen, uncommon, I'm an anomaly
So get your needle and drop it
On a record that's packed with more electricity than a socket
Just listen to the people applaud it
I'm always aiming to please, if you need it I got it

I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
I can do anything that you need
I'm the utility man
Whatever you want, just call on me