Thack, 6'6 240, Hazy C - Country Life Lyrics

Country as I wanna be
Country as I wanna be
All day, all night
Puffing on marijuana leaves
There ain't no slowing down
There ain't no slowing down
Country life, country life

Howdy Thack what you doing?
Sipping on a beer
Pissing on a sign that says no hunting here
While I'm loading up my gun illegally hunting deer
Walk in my shoes and you too can have a muddy beer
I smell country bitches all through the country air
Put a honeysuckle on my dick and let em suck from there
I drink moonshine while the moon shines
In due time
This booze climbs the levels of a loose mind
Nitty gritty, too dirty to stay sterile
Got pricked by a needle hiding in a hay barrel
Hey Carol
Thank you for the cornbread
While your husband gone fishing
I could use some more head
Less is more, more or less
Who's tractor did I wreck last night?
Man I sort of forget
Last thing I remember
I was being sorta naughty
Flirting with Mr. Ronnie's daughter
Behind the port-a-potty

Country as I wannabe
Bud light on ice
Getting drunk as I wanna be
All day, all night
Puffing on marijuana leaves
Can I have a light
Cause there ain't no slowing down
In this country life, country life

Howdy Hazy, what you doing?
Chilling, getting drunk
Putting a lift on my truck
Cause fat girls can't jump
I wax my gun and unload my pump
Pack a corncob pipe, then smoke five blunts
Blowing weed in the country air, fucking love it here
Glocks like socks and we known to have a dozen pair
We'll tend to love and care, coming from a mountaineer
Underneath the covers with a shovel from the dirt, I swear
We get it in and party like crazy
The girls don't like hay rides, they ride hazy
It's amazing, so damn hot that a wave hit
Grab a case, a couple chickens and let's go to the lake bitch
It's a beautiful thing, my mood is insane
Just a little off track, I stop chasing the train
My chin get wet like we playing in rain
But a bitch in the woods ain't good without game
Cause I'm a roughneck, the type to knuckle up and throw down
Spitting them in my words, I can really have a hoedown
Hoed up, hoed up, so what, slow down
Fuck that, hurry up
There's ever gonna be a crew out

Country as I wannabe
Bud light on ice
Getting drunk as I wanna be
All day, all night
Puffing on marijuana leaves
Can I have a light
Cause there ain't no slowing down
In this country life, country life

Man, that country life
Ain't nothing to it
I done been through it
Just listen to the music
We see something moving and we shoot it
I smoke my tobacco, some of us chew it
Ha, too, spit up a brown juice
Cow tip, then we go make the crowd move
Middle of the trees, smoking up the trees
Doors wide open, ain't nobody got keys
Hoes ain't stingy, clothes look dingy
Got big dogs, we don't know about Benji
Got plenty, we don't go around ninjing
Nobody that don't deserve to be ninji-ed
Patron and the natural light
Everybody and they mama's up at bingo night
This the shit
I don't know what y'all thinking
I'm in my overalls singing

Country as I wannabe
Bud light on ice
Getting drunk as I wanna be
All day, all night
Puffing on marijuana leaves
Can I have a light
Cause there ain't no slowing down
In this country life, country life