Stompin' Tom Connors - Jack of Many Trades Lyrics

Down in the man power office I was lookin' for work|When along comes the feller in a big white shirt|He said you'll have to state your occupation son|He broke the lead of his pencil when I said, Which one?||I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades|I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades|I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all||I'm a fisherman, a fireman, a repairman, a cowboy, a roofer|A dog catcher, paymaster, bellboy, giant killer, diamond driller|Pig striller, milkman, gas pumper, coal dumper, bounty hunter, baker man||Surveyor, brick layer, hockey player, DJ, high rigger, grave digger, cotton picker, Chess player|I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades|I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades|I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all||I'm a farmer, snake charmer, doctor, a lawyer, a mule skinner, cat skinner,|Poker player, sawyer, floor sweeper, meter reader, miner, bum enroll, moss rigger|Ticket taker, lumberjack, sonomer, blood doner, matador, Steveador, Gun slinger|Pub singer, bell ringer, book maker, dry cleaner.|I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades|I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades|I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all||I'm a blacksmith, junkman, factory worker, lawman, bus driver, cab driver, truck driver|Weather man, sqiudjigger, babysitter, carpenter, psychriatrist, body man, service man|Taylor, archioligist, home maker, law breaker, lead breaker, paper boy, bus boy|A Water boy, bat boy, A lover boy.|I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades||I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades|I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all||I'm an oil man, train man, a garbage collector, mechanic, professor, teacher|movie director, a shoemaker, cook, painter, bar tender, vetranary, plumber|Tobacco man, barber, pipe setter, reporter, and salesman, postman, dealer man|Store man, butcher man, hydro man, potatoe man.|I'm the jack of many trades, I took a hundred school grades|I wore out more axe blades, hammers, picks and dull spades|I'm the jack of many trades, a master of them all||And if you have a job around, sir|I'd be the man to call, sir I'd be the man to call||