Steel Panther - Gold-Digging Whore Lyrics

Don't you go potting a deal
Don't you buy a Gucci chest
If it comes down to you or a pile of cash
I can tell you what she's gonna choose

The girls got have twenty two inch rims
On a brand new Mercedes Benz
She's gonna suck all the money from your bank account
Then she'll fuck all your friends
She'll do a gang bang with your friends, yeah

She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore

Don't you go saying you love her
That's something that you're gonna regret
She's gonna take you for a ride and then she'll bury your ass
Underneath a mountain of debt

So don't you go calling her sweetheart
Or giving her a big old rock
You're gonna turn around and catch her at the whiskey bar
Sucking George Clooney's cock
Then you'll be in for a shock

She's a gold-digging whore
But at least you'll wanna fuck her some more
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Watch her bank account get bigger and bigger
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Fucking all the white guys and all the Persians
She's a gold-digging whore

There's a half a dozen girls you could be dating
But this one's gonna ruin your credit rating
You better check it baby

G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E (I love you baby)
G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E
Everybody knows she's a gold-digging whore
She's a gold-digging whore
She's a cum birther, sperm dripping, yellow belly, money grabbing
Milking your wallet sore

She's a gold-digging whore
You can find her at the Prada store
She's a gold-digging whore

She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Just like all the others hanging out at the bar
She's a gold-digger
She's a gold-digger
Only ninety eight percent of us thinks she wants us
She's a gold-digging whore just like your mum
She's a gold-digging whore
Let me hear you retards spell it out
G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E