Steel Panther - Fat Girl Lyrics

I saw her drinking beer
Eatin' peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
She everything I wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaahhh

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
Is snacking on my cock againnnnn
(ouch don't bite)

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssss

Fat girl
I can't believe your eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl
Your really really tons of fat

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows

Your my fat fat girl
You know I really love you
Cause you my fat fat girl

Woahhh
Come here baby where you going
(mooooo)
Your a cow
Come here baby hey
I love you
I can't live without you
I can't live without you
Come here
Come here