Stanley Holloway - Wot Cher! (Knocked 'Em in the Old Kent Road) Lyrics

Last week down our alley comes a toff
Nice old geezer with a nasty cough
Sees my misses, takes his topper off
In a very gentlemanly way

Ma'am says he I have some news to tell
Your rich uncle Tom of Camberwell
Popped off recent which it ain't a sell
Leaving you his little donkey shay

""Wot Cher!"", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road

Every evening on the stroke of five
Me and Mrs' takes a little ride
You say ""Wonderful they're still alive!""
If you saw that little donkey go!

I soon showed him that he'd have to do
What ever hes wanted to
Still i shan't forget that rowdy crew
Already roasted in any woaahh

""Wot Cher!"", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road

""Wot Cher!"", all the neighbours cried
Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
Knocked em in the Old Kent Road