Slick Rick - I'm Captive Lyrics

"Bust a move"

What's good? Chit-chatter
Back to work last week
Had to spit, muthafucka
I ain't doing jack shit
Go ahead, squeeze the trigger
Cuz I don't see how you figure
Two lashes, ok, it can be a good nigga
I'm the last man cooking
I was in heat suppose
Crawl back to the house
The wife cooking pig toes
Life's rough, that's the tore up, peace
But that ain't enough
Had to see master plow her
And my honey pie stuffed
Then trifle like bring her body
Had Rick's wife
And she's nice and the kids be like 'daddy
That's life'
Take it like a man, money, try, keep rocking
Then one day, clock the balls
Honey drive by and said
I'll do anything for you, kept drinking up
Hero of my wife
Tell ya man stop sticking her
Master's coming
I'm not saying you're not attractive
Whip snap, if a nigga run high active
I'm captive

One day he was dogging her back
Got me mad too
Dish it like you like this, she said
Rick I tried to
Aiding to the problem, master wife
What you wanna do?
Honey was naked and parading in front of me
She said, that's the slut, Rick
And I'm over her
I said chill out sweetheart
Because I like life a lot she said
I have sources who will burn you on the cross
It will cost you
Don't make me have to force you
Man, I had a decision
So I winked and to the granny and she said
Well you can start by eating my fatty
Change of plans, she said, no Rick, stay here
Quality's a whole, is never seen in a man
Can some change for me
Said I attract because I'm handsome
Forgive me Rick, and step back to the mansion
That night be home
I'm finding blood all on my feet
Said shorty got shot for eating
An extra piece of meat
I'm not even gonna start, no dad
I didn't budge
Next day master acting feminine like a fuck
Thinking I'm mean benching, no
Hands is on the hips
Kept winking at Clinton
Tried to kiss me on the lips
And here came master wife
Saying I'm attractive the whip snapped, if a
Nigga weren't high active, i'm captive

Master departs
Can have some? You never bought some
Quoting from the bible
Telling me to have a heart
So I shove aside the price, cuz I asked her
I'm above it
Until we asleep, she's like master, I love it
The slut, he suppose to be gay, I figure not
But, here came master trynna
Squeeze a nigga butt
Look you getting too bold
Well ain't you the meanest?
Bang bang, my liver son
He shot him in the penis i said, chill, son
He chilled at his little Teddy
He said, don't go home
I done killed mom already you know the half
Now my life is full of laughter
Fell in love with granny
Lived happily ever after due to the fact
The hooker found me attractive
The whip snapped, til the
Hooker weren't high active, she's captive