Sicko - Computer Geek Lyrics

The time has come to talk about the place I work
My name's Ean and I'm a computer dork
I'm not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz
But I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig

I answer questions that come as phone calls
Features, drivers, upgrades and net installs
And once I had to despite my total shock
Tell some guy just how to use a number lock
He didn't know how to use a number lock

We're a bunch of computer dorks
And that's the way we wanna be
Just having fun but getting paid for work
I must be a computer geek

We go home and play on the internet
Email, ftp, and the world wide web
Friday night I hang out with all my friends
We go surfin' out on the internet
You'll find me surfin' out on the internet