Shortstraw - Synthesizer Lyrics

I don't play the guitar
I don't play the bass guitar, no
I don't play a saxophone
And I don't play percussive instruments, no

I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
The sizer, check the size of my arms

I don't play the sitar
I don't play the mandolin either, no
I tried playing the flute once
But it wasn't for me, nah ah

I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
The sizer, check the size of my arms

Stop playing the guitar
Stop playing the bass guitar, please
Stop playing the drums now, Oliver
Cause I only want to hear the synthesize

I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer

I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer
I only play the synthesizer

I only play the synthesizer
Sizer, check the size of my guns