Screeching Weasel - Mad at the Paper Boy Lyrics

Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd
Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp
Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun
Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt
Mad at the paper boy [x4]
Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused
Gotta wear a football helmet if I want to read the news
He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass
Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass
OI! ARGH! HIT THE DECK!!