Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be a Homosexual Lyrics

I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I want to be a faggot, man.
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.

I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, yuo just need a man.
A beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag oh yeah.

I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be

Call me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer.
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanan drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass.
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans ass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer.

I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be, I want to be a homosexual.
I want to be a homosexual.