Royal & the Serpent - Happiness 4 Dummies Lyrics

I'm self-helpless
I skip breakfast
I get jealous, I'm not independent
I'm selfish, obsessive
Expensive, possessive
My checklist of issues is endless

Where's my ray for self-acceptance?
It's not supposed to be this hard
Does anyone know where to start?

I need happiness for dummies
Could someone teach me how to love me
Swear to god, I'm really trying
Where the hell's my silver lining?
In my head, it's pretty ugly

I need happiness for dummies
I need happiness for dummies
I need, I need

Affirmations, meditations
Therapy and finding patience
Learning, observing
I think I'm deserving
So tell me why none of it's working?

Where's my breakthrough?
Well overdue
It's not supposed to be this hard
Does anyone know where to start?

I need happiness for dummies (dummies)
Someone teach me how to love me (love me)
Swear to god, I'm really trying
Where the hell's my silver lining?
In my head, it's pretty ugly

I need happiness for dummies
I need happiness for dummies
I need, I need

I need happiness for dummies (I need, I need)
I need happiness for dummies (I need happiness for dummies)
Dummies, I need happiness for dummies, yeah (I need happiness for dummies)
I need happiness for dummies