Rhode Island - Perils of a Life Less Lived Lyrics

If a double-decker bus with us collides
I hope I'm driving and it hits the passenger side
I'm used to feeling bad about feeling bad
These days, I feel nothing at all: they're the best I've had
Till death us do part, lawyers take heart
Septuagenarians falling apart at the seems

Is it wrong? I'd feel no shame or sense of guilt
After all, you're life-insuranced up to the hilt
And I could finally get that conservatory built without you
Til death us do part, I'll take the car
You take the house, I'll take the kids
We'll loudly pontificate on all the things we never did
I should have done this years ago, let the neighbours talk
I know I'm right, I know I'm right