Ray Stevens - Popeye and Olive Oil Lyrics

Yeye Lemme tel about Popeye the sailor man
He eats his spinach right straight from the can
Don't nobody mess with him cos he's so bad
If you don't treat him nice he'll make you wish you had
Popeye gotta a sweeter name of Olive Oyle
She kinda stringy she too long and tall
Her shape is shaped just like a cement wall
But she got a colour TV and Popeye'll hurt ya if you mess with her
She a girl with a many charms and
She got a big tattoo on her arm
Just below her vaccination is a purple figuration that say
Mother. In old english script.
One day on a beach while a gettin a tan
Bluto runs up and he kicks a lot of sand
In Popeye's case, grabbed Olive Oyle and ran
Think he'd make a fool of Popeye and have a lot of fun
And Olive she starts screamin' Help Popeye, Save me, Save me Popeye!
And Bluto he laugh and say Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho I gottacha now baby and there ain't nothing Popeye can do about it
Meanwhile back under the Umbrella Popeyes a rollin around tryna get the sand outta his eye.
An he say Lord have mercy what I do with my spinach
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He finds his spinach, he glups it down and runs after Bluto full force
Blap, Oh that went hard right to Blutos jaw
Whap Blam Splat Oooo Aaah Uhhh
Now with a left to the mid section and a right to the nose
And Oohhhh he stomped him in the toe
Popeyes a swingin dodging kicking, scratching, biting, punching, clawing, hittin
and generally making a mess of Blutos continents
And before you know it the fights over and Popeye's the winner

Popeye has saved the day Bluto should've known better than to get in his way
And Olive Oyle is so proud of her boy, she say Oh Popeye, your my hero!
Popeye the sailor man
He eats his spinach right straight from the can
Don't nobody mess with him cos he's so bad
If you don't treat him nice he'll make you wish you had

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