Quentin Melnick - Mars! Goddammit! Lyrics

We have been observing earth and would like to make contact
We will destroy all humans
Unless you can come up with a plate of rhubarb

I bathe in the technicolor white velvet sand
As the land swept away to reveal
Another man sitting cross legged dog eared
With his dick firmly in his hand

I just landed on Mars God damn it please
Somebody help me
I just landed on Mars God damn it please
Somebody anybody

I begin to forgive all of human kind
Taking blind to shine then back to sublime
For they are the ones who got me into space
Away from them and their nuclear arms race

I just landed on Mars God damn it please
Somebody help me
I just landed on Mars God damn it please
Somebody anybody

You have fallen victim
You have failed
Rhubarb was not delivered

And so that ends the human race
They failed to get me rhubarb
How dare they
They have committed a great injustice to the universe
I am grand counselor rhubarb
And I have come to destroy your planet
You will all die
You will all die