Quazar Dos - The Planet of Crotches Lyrics

I can't hear anything at all

Hey, let me tell you about a time
Let me tell you about a time
That a friend of mine and I
That a friend of mine and I
Crash landed
On a planet
Ooh that's gotta hurt
It was the Planet of Crotches
It was the Planet of Crotches
My favorite time
With you
Ooh hooo

Laughter

Oh, it's a Planet
All I gotta ask of you
All I gotta ask of you
To do
Of Crotches
Is take a little piece of yourself and
Put it, eject it inside this planet

It's a Planet of Crotches
Ooh

It's a Planet
Of Crotches
Planet of Crotches

What does this planet have to offer
What resources could we plunder
Through all this wealth
And love asunder

This planet I'm describing it
I'm describing it
Everywhere you look's a dick
I'm kinda over it and all of its inhabitants
Fuck this planet
Are narcissists
Hypocrites
The worst of it
The blasted Elebits
With knowledge
Remember Elebits
Elebits were on the Wii
In other countries
Consensual knowledge
They were Eledees
And all of these
Little things
That you were vacuuming
IGN says 8.3
Planet of Crotches
I say that's a part of me
And Family
Ohana means family
Video, on the corner street
Sold it cheap
And it can't be beat
No it can't be beat
So here we are
Uh
Planet of Crotches
So far, far, far
From where I came from
Yet so close to me
But is it really so different at all, at all
Their worth
They're worth
The dirt
The dirt

I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we'll call it Earth
I guess we're Colin Firth