Quazar Dos - Space Japan Lyrics

Welcome to Space Japan
It is nice to meet you
Thousands of years ago
Japan invented space travel
And decided not to tell anyone
Good call, Japan
They traveled to a far off planet
With just one teeny, tiny island
And there, they built the galaxy's greatest theme park
Everything in the gift shop is free
The roller coasters give you orgasms
And the best part
No mosquitos
Welcome, to Space Japan

Level five, four
Three, two, one

Ohhhhhhh yeah
Come on

Going to a place that is better than most
And that place has got coast to coast roller coasters
While you're waiting in line
You're sippin' on mimosas
To get in you gotta eat about a dozen roses

Yum

Well, welcome to Space Japan
Hi
It is nice to meet you
Would you like Sake and
A tiny, plushy Pichu
Okay
Have you ever cashed a check
With 1000 zeros
No
Have you ever had the sex
With one billion people

No
But I don't judge
Anyway
Lemme tell you 'bout the gift shop
Gift shop
They handin' out flip flops
Flip flops
And hologram Tupac
Tupac
Is here to give you hugs
Aww
You want something iller
There's nothing iller than that
You want some vanilla
The ice cream has got crack in it
So back it in
I guarantee you that no one from McDonalds has ever jacked in it
Let me guide your eyes to the back of the rides
It's like Disneyland
But with equal rights
So you're telling me that Space Japan is not the Third Reich
That's right, Little Mike
It's not the Third Reich
But if you go to the front
Then it just might

Psych
So you're telling me you thought that Space Japan could be
Sheesh, Mike, you're keepin' some bad company
And what have you done to me
You pulled the rug out from under me
I just wanna talk about Space Japan

Hey Mike, you really derailed this song
Thanks a lot Mike
So imma have to say before long
Hey Mike, Hey Mike
You're such a little bitch
So where were you on January 6th
Hey Mike, Hey Mike
You're a little bitch
You're such a little bitch
I know where you were at on January 6th
Hey Mike
Mike might, just might be
A bitch
I'm talkin to you, specifically
Not another Mike
Trump
Is not allowed in Space Japan