NOFX - New Boobs Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want thirty six D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model,
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore