NOFX - My Name Is Bud Lyrics

They're always doin' fry
Tryin' to get me high
I felt the pressure but I never did

They always call me dude
Put it in my food
I never wanted to when I was a kid

I've got no septicals
From eating egg rolls
They took my squirt gun and made it a bong

My teacher smelled my clothes
They think I'm one of those
My mom's from Utopia, my dad's Tommy Chong

My sister's name
Is Mary-Jane
And mine's Bud, mine's Bud