NOFX - My Favorite Enemy Lyrics

Why do I have to be my saboteur?
Why can't I be my closest confidant?
When I explain so clearly what I need to do
I just end up doing whatever the fuck I want

I'll always be my enemy

Why have I decided to make myself so divided?
I can see I'm no longer my friend
What kind of friend would let me do the things I do?
A true friend would not enable
He would help me think things through

That's why I'll always be my enemy
I'll always be my enemy
I'll always be my enemy

I wish I had more patience and my will power was strong
Enough to listen to my sob stories that are already too long
I can lead myself to water and I can always make me drink
I put stickers on my mirror, so when I use my bathroom sink

I can still see my face but I can't look in my eyes
Because I've never been a fan of long goodbyes

That's why I'll always be my enemy
I'll always be my enemy
I'll always be my enemy
I'll always be my enemy